If:

1. Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot
2. Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot
3. Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot
4. Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
5. Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots
6. Obama yells back Finish the bottle
7. Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
8. Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
9. Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot
10. Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
11. Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl
12. Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots
13. Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
14. Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him
15. Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

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