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Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Movie Game
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The Drinking Game

By: Ron J. Wunner and a trained moose.

To play this game you and several of your friends (who posses a sense of humor) will require a copy of the funniest movie ever made (The Grrrail !), a generous amount of your favorite alcoholic beverage… and 100 Mexican Whooping Llamas.Drink whenever:1. anyone rides an imaginary horse. 2. twice if he dismounts.

  1. no, 3. The King speaks and is totally ignored by someone.

  2. there is a castle on the screen. (real, animated, or “just a model”)

  3. anyone mentions a swallow. (African or European)

  4. a cat screams.

  5. someone is “not quite dead.”

  6. a peasant knows more about politics than the King.

  7. the Black Knight gets seriously wounded and shrugs it off.

  8. a group of monks chants in Latin.

  9. a villager wants to “BURN” someone.

  10. Bedimir lifts his visor to speak.

  11. twice if he talks with it down.

  12. thrice if he lifts it and doesn’t speak.

  13. a Frenchman taunts Englishmen.

  14. twice if he “taunts them a second time.”

  15. any animal (live or wooden) is thrown from a catapult.

  16. someone runs away.

  17. anyone exclaims “right!”

  18. God speaks or is mentioned. (this includes Lord and JESUS CHRIST!)

  19. there is an animated “butt” on the screen.

  20. someone says “Ni!”

  21. twice if it causes pain to anyone.

  22. there is any reference to a chicken. (spoken or otherwise)

  23. there is a dramatic musical chord. (i.e. …a shrubbery! (Ta Daa!))

  24. anyone mentions a shrub, shrubbery, or being a shrubber.

  25. a knight “soils” his armor.

  26. twice if he does it again.

  27. King Arthur counts “five.”

  28. Sir Bedimir mispronounces something.

  29. there is much rejoicing.

  30. Tim the Enchanter blows up something just for the hell of it.

  31. a guard doesn’t understand his orders.

  32. a guard hiccups.

  33. Sir Launcelot kills an innocent person for no good reason, in his…idiom.

  34. anyone says “grail.”

Serious players may choose to instate the one and only applicable rule when watching a movie of this magnitude; anyone who attempts to “quote” a line from the film and screws it up must finish an entire beverage.


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    Speak up, but please be respectful.

  • hfg

    • By anonymous
    • about 2 months ago
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    • By anonymous
    • about 3 months ago
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  • Quick tip: don't drink or chug on llama. You will be floored by the end of the opening credits.

    • By anonymous
    • about 7 months ago
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  • I am hammered. I have just passed Tim the Enchanter. Well done, this was awesome.

    • By anonymous
    • about 8 months ago
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  • Way, way, way too many to do.

    • By anonymous
    • about 8 months ago
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  • yrdy

    • By anonymous
    • about 9 months ago
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  • hi

    • By anonymous
    • about 10 months ago
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  • I have seen this movie more times than I can count, and if I drank to every thing above, I would not have survived the first showing.

    • By anonymous
    • about a year ago
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  • sdsdfsdf

    • By anonymous
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  • Way too many

    • By anonymous
    • about a year ago
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  • Even if you just drink when 20 and 34 happen, you'll be trashed halfway through. If you keep going, you'll die of alcohol poisoning!

    • By anonymous
    • about 2 years ago
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  • I never understood these drinking games with fixed content. I would understand if it was random when to drink. Watch the movie again and you will drink at the exact same time again. Why don't just watch the friggen movie and drink all along!

    • By anonymous
    • about 2 years ago
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  • Greatest game ever. Going to play right now.

    • By anonymous
    • about 2 years ago
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  • out of curiosity, how many drinks are consumed in this per person?

    • By anonymous
    • about 3 years ago
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