Drink Every Time:

1. Van says "write that down"
2. Anyone gives advice to Taj
3. The school paper or its articles are shown or mentioned
4. Van rides in his golf cart
5. Anyone makes out or has sex
6. Anyone says "Coolidge"
7. Richard uses a medical term
8. Bodily fluids/functions are displayed

Want to get wasted?

Every time anyone says "Van" or "Van Wilder".