Drink Every Time:

1. The mean room-mate makes fun of Ed's weight or laziness
2. Shaun and Ed create or rehash a plan
3. Anyone handles a firearm, even a virtual one
4. Anyone complains about Shaun
5. Anyone says "Phillip"
6. A bite is shown or mentioned
7. The Winchester Pub is shown or mentioned

Want to get wasted?

Anyone gets whacked in the head by anything.