Drink once: Every time a black person appears on screen.

Start to drink: During the fake party scene but then stop once you realize that a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan doesn't count as a black person. Try not to kill yourself: While watching Home Alone completely sober.

Bonus points: If you're white and are watching it with a black friend and have to navigate the always tricky: "A cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan should count because I value you all equally"¦" argument.